狗的教育實習生活雜記

 開學第一天，不免俗的在開學典禮上要聽師長們碎碎念~
                                                                               
不過其實狗狗覺得很幸運耶~起碼我們班是在陰影底下
                                                                               
其他班都在曬太陽
                                                                               
學校換了新校長囉~是李明堂校長 (不是初教系的郭明堂老師喔 ^_<)
                                                                               
是說新校長長得實在不怎麼起眼
                                                                               
所以今天狗帶狗班小朋友下去升旗的時候....
                                                                               
很直接的將在樓梯口遇到的校長先生給忽略了  囧...
                                                                               
校長對不起~~狗狗真的不是故意不跟您問好的  Orz╯(跪)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
第一堂課是閩南語課
                                                                               
教閩南語的老師是狗狗以前國小的社會老師

不過狗其實沒有很喜歡他耶~ = ="
                                                                               
不是因為老師教得不好，而是這個老師講話習慣含著滷蛋，所以說話不是很清楚
                                                                               
狗狗以前就覺得聽他的課很吃力了，結果到現在還是一樣 ~"~
                                                                               
而且狗狗將老師說的閩南語拼音方式 “tuluba”聽成“toyota”
                                                                               
害狗一整個覺得很詭異  囧
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
第二節的數學被老師拿去處理班務了
                                                                               
連第四節的數學、第六節的社會，都有部分時間被老師拿去處理班務
                                                                               
可能是剛開學還有很多事情要處理的吧
                                                                               
不然這種方式，實在很浪費時間耶 ~"~
                                                                               
至於第三節的英文....你知道的嘛~ 所以狗狗就選擇性的忽略它了 XDDD
                                                               
唯一的印象就是...英文老師好兇 >"<
                                                                               
是說狗狗上課也不見得有多溫柔啦~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
今天除了在後面聽課以外，還順便幫老師打了課表跟幹部名單
                                                                               
老師本來叫狗在旁邊弄一些插圖的
                                                                               
不過狗狗跟老師說想要直接用有圖案的紙去列印比較快醬
                                                                               
老師：妳就用有顏色的紙去印，旁邊再加點插圖，可是我電腦的圖有點少
          妳可能要上網去抓喔~
狗狗：老師，您有急著要嗎？我可不可以回去印好再帶來，因為我們家有那種
           底就有圖案的那種紙，可以直接印出來就不用再做插圖了
老師：為什麼？圖弄不出來嗎？
狗狗：沒有啦~純粹只是我懶而已啦 XDDDD
                                                                               
唉呀~有現成的就用現成的咩
                                                                               
反正那個紙也很漂亮啊~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
下午狗狗趁著小朋友去上電腦和體育的時候，在教室裡繼續做教室佈置
                                                                               
今天試貼了一下，已經差不多了~大概再多做幾隻小魚或扇貝之類的就OK了吧
                                                                               
狗狗做的魷魚和螃蟹讓老師噗嗤了 (魷魚的表情是XD喔 ^皿^)
                                                                               
老師：等一下~你做的魷魚有幾隻腳啊？
狗狗：十隻啊！魷魚有十隻腳喔~章魚才是八隻腳 ^_< (啾咪)
老師：蛤??!!真的喔？我一直以為魷魚也是八隻腳耶
這...魷魚是十隻腳沒錯吧？ = =+

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
今天還有一件很有趣的事
                                                                               
因為今天的水果是香蕉，然後就引來了1.2隻大果蠅
                                                                               
可是老師跟小朋友都把它誤以為是蜜蜂  = ="  尖叫連連
                                                                               
甚至有小朋友不敢呆在座位上，跑到旁邊的置物桌上去聽課
                                                                               
等到最後一節小朋友去上體育課的時候
                                                                               
老師叫狗把剩下的香蕉帶回去吃 (香蕉是放在老師桌上)
                                                                               
老師要拿的時候，發現剛剛的大果蠅停在上面
                                                                               
老師：啊啊啊啊啊~~~有蜜蜂~~~!!!!!
狗狗：(走過去看)這是果蠅吧 = ="
老師：哪有！那明明就是蜜蜂~果蠅哪有這麼大隻的
狗狗：(心中OS：蜜蜂哪有這麼小隻的 = =+ 老師你到底有沒有看過蜜蜂啊)
            老師~那是果蠅啦~只是大隻了一點而已
(走近香蕉，考慮著要不要把果蠅打死)
老師：妳妳妳...離它遠一點啦~不要刺激它應該靜不會被咬了 (抖抖抖)
狗狗：......... = =" (就說它是果蠅不會叮人嘛~)