狗的教育實習生活雜記

                                                                               
早上升旗，小朋友們下去排隊的速度非常慢，托托拉拉、三三兩兩的
                                                                               
所以我們班在升旗後有被主任留下來
                                                                               
是也沒被罵什麼啦 (聽說因為老師在，主任不好意思罵)
                                                                               
不過老師就沒有這麼輕易的放過小朋友 = =+
                                                                               
叫小朋友在司令台前罰站，曬了10分中的太陽 (然後老師就溜了...= =")
                                                                               
留下狗狗管小朋友，班長則在陰影處計時 (據說是因為不能曬到太陽)
                                                                               
狗狗：(巡視ing)很熱齁？知道熱了齁！升旗的時候，就我們班最幸運
      剛好可以站在樹蔭底下，其他班都像你們現在一樣站在大太陽底下耶！
      你們才站十分鐘就覺得受不了了，那別班升旗站2.30分鐘耶！還不知道要珍惜！
      每次升旗就在吵吵鬧鬧的，沒禮貌！ = =+
                                                                               
                                                                               
站了10分鐘以後，狗狗才放他們回教室
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
是說今天升旗的時候還發生了一件很搞笑的事
                                                                               
升旗都要唱國歌和國旗歌嘛~所以...
                                                                               
                                                                               
司儀：升旗典禮開始~全體肅立！主席就位！唱~國歌~~~~
                                                                               
(音樂)三民主義，吾黨所宗，以建民國，以進大同.........(結束)
                                                                               
到目前為止都很正常
                                                                               
接下來
                                                                               
                                                                               
司儀：向國旗敬禮！
                                                                               
山川壯麗，物產豐隆，炎黃是宗，東亞稱雄.........
                                             
                                                                               
隨著國旗歌的旋律，國旗也緩緩的上昇
                                                                               
不過....為什麼覺得國旗好像怪怪的 = =a
                                                                               
仔細看
                                                                               
國旗怎麼倒過來了!!!????(大驚) @口@
                                                                               
(就是青天白日是在下面)
                                                                               
等到音樂結束，國旗又迅速地被降下來，綁好再重新昇上去 囧"
                                                                               
                                                                               
這是在暗示國民黨的(黨旗：青天白日)被對面的(紅色五星旗)壓在下面了嗎
                                                                               
一切都是阿共的陰謀啦~~~