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早上升完旗,老師說要跑操唱三圈
                                                                               
本來應該要排隊一起跑的 (男生跟男生,女生跟女生)
                                                                               
但因為有小朋友跑沒幾步路就開始用走的,隊伍一下子就散掉了
                                                                               
女生反而還整齊一些,男生的素質實在差太多了
                                                                               
有時叫他們整好對再重跑還是一樣,不到50公尺就散了
                                                                               
明明打棒球的時候就跑的很好,說要跑操場就這麼不認真,真該打 = =+
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
第一節是看租稅教育的影片,剛好配合社會第一單元
                                                                               
影片是還滿有趣的啦~不過狗已經脫離了這種“世界多美好”的年紀了
                                                                               
在配合上現在的時勢,唉唉....中華民國萬萬稅啊
                                                                               
                                           
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
中午的水果是哈密瓜
                                                                               
可能小朋友比較不喜歡吃吧,最後講桌前還剩下五塊咍蜜瓜沒人要
                                                                               
因為今天是星期三,中午就要放學啦!老師只好強制性的分配
                                                                               
老師:中午是誰沒有吃的,趕快自首 = =+
小朋友:....(一片沉默,想也知道怎麼可能會有人承認嘛)
老師:那我們現在來檢舉好了,誰沒有吃的,快點說
                                                                               
然後陸陸續續的有幾個小朋友被點名了
                                                                               
當然也有小朋友是被老師強迫的,已經吃了還要再吃第二塊 XDD
                                                                               
其實老師說要檢舉誰沒吃時,狗狗非常的想要舉手
                                                                               
狗狗:(‧‧)/ 老師~你沒有吃~~
                                 
可是想到老師線在在台上耶~這樣講出來老師會沒有台階,下不是很好
                                                                               
狗狗可是拚命忍到了小朋友都走光了才跟老師說的喔~
                                                                               
老師:你想害死我啊~我感冒都在好不了了你還叫我吃甜的東西
狗狗:老師~我這是為你好耶~知道你感冒才要讓你多吃水果補充維他命啊~
老師:你真的很皮耶!= =+ 小時候一定也是那種讓老師很頭痛的學生
狗狗:關於這點,我從來沒有否認過啊 XDDDD (笑得很狂妄)
                                                                               
就說狗狗是死小孩中的死小孩了嘛~ XDDD
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
星期三的值日生都要稍微留下來打掃一下再回家
                                                                               
今天中午的值日生啊~其中一個就一直故意拖拖拖拖拖
                                                                               
他好像不想去安親班的樣子,所以一直慢慢做
                                                                               
狗狗跟老師都催他們趕快回家催了好幾次了,他們還是慢慢做
                                                                               
因為老師有事情先走 (好像要參加什麼協同教學吧),剩狗在教室盯他們做打掃工作
                                                                               
差不多一點的時候,安親班老師殺上來了
                                                                               
安親班老師:XXX!!!你在幹什麼?全車就等你一個人!(回頭)你是他們的老師嗎?
                                                                               
狗狗:我是他們的實習老師 (心中OS:好個河東獅子吼 @_@)
                                                                               
安親班老師:你們做老師的應該要早點放學生下去啊!
                                                                               
狗狗:我已經催過他很多次了~
                                                                               
安親班老師:(不理狗,又去抓學生)你還在拖啊!快點啦!
                                                                               
                                                                               
X的!兇屁啊!死歐八桑
對我大吼大叫的做什麼!我又不是沒告訴他要趕快下去
硍!=.=凸
                     
                                                          
                                                                               
是說以那位安親班老師的音量,小朋友應該都會服服貼貼的吧~
                                                                               
要學嗎?= =+
                

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