先說明一下
                                                                               
某狗是個臉長得有點嫩的實習老師
                                                                               
到底有多嫩?
                                                                               
到目前為止,狗到學校各處室,所有老師都會誤以為某狗是學生的程度
                                                                               
-----------------------以上是廢話--------------------------------
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
上個星期四發了數學考卷
                                                                               
發完考卷當然就是要叫小朋友訂正啦
                                                                               
有鑑於我們班的“考卷回收率”每次都有點低
                                                                               
(上次的練習卷,全班32,收回23,裡面包括有錯沒改的 = =+)
                                                                               
所以這次某狗就威脅小朋友
                        
「先說好~老師還沒有登記成績喔!所以如果明天你們考卷沒有訂正好交過來
                                                                               
  老師就要算他零分喔!」
                                                                               
(事實上,某狗已經把成績登記好了)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
星期五早上,某狗就把考卷收回
                                                                               
下課的時候,小朋友跟往常一樣圍在某狗的身邊聊天
                                                                               
                                                                               
某狗:(問著其中一位小朋友)你們那組的考卷都收齊了嗎?
                                                                               
小朋友:我們還有3個人沒交
                                                                               
某狗:那些沒交考卷的是怎樣?想要零分嗎? = =+
                                                                               
小朋友:不要這樣嘛~大家都是好同學啊!
                                                                               
         不要這樣嘛~大家都是好同學啊!
           不要這樣嘛~大家都是好同學啊!
             不要這樣嘛~大家都是好同學啊!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
靠腰!誰跟你們是同學了!=口=
                                                                               
我是實習老師實習老師實習老師啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~!!!!!!
                                                                               
其他老師沒見過我不知道也就算了
                                                                               
我都已經帶我們班小朋友一個多月了耶!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
也許我應該PO黑特版的 = =+
                             

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